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John Peel Tribute Night: SJ Esau/ The Get-Outs/Mario Vendredi/ID Lab/A Lion/ Twocsinak/ White Trash Ambition/ War Against Sleep/ Caroline Martin/ Big Joan

Seymour’s Family Club 20 January

Someone once tried to convince John Peel of the superiority of CDs over vinyl by pointing to the total absence of surface noise. His terse and caustic response was “Look mate, life has surface noise”.

Watching this Weimar cabaret played out in a working-men’s club, it was hard not think of that Peel-ian aphorism, and to see there a celebration of life’s surface noise - the badly fitting, the angular, the obtrusive, the anomalous and the downright strange. In short, the very qualities that Peel ceaselessly sought out and promoted in contrast to the mulish sterility of the merely aesthetic, i.e. the anti-life.

The brainchild of latter-day Peel-favourite Steveless, this was very much a wake put together by the Choke family to honour the passing of the Patriarch of Crank to that great Beefheart gig in the sky. And like all such family gatherings it was also an excuse for much wilful eccentricity, perversity and pissing about. Each of the mourners brought to the table a couple of their own offerings along with a selection of inspirational tunes (The Fall, Joy Division, T Rex, PJ Harvey etc.) that would’ve tickled the old curmudgeon a particularly lurid shade of pink.

The aura of pentecostalist knees-up was accentuated by the sight Mario Vendredi whipping up the crowd to a frenzy with an a capella rendition of ‘John the Revelator’, with all the fervour of a strung-out shaman. This set a standard of bizarritude that couldn’t quite be matched by the energetic electro-clash of ID Lab nor the scrofulous strivings of A Lion, but was cranked up again a couple of notches by Twocsinak’s bravura recital of the entire lyrical content of The Fall’s ‘Bend Sinister’ in under 4 minutes – all to a gabba backing-track. You could only imagine Mark E. Smith nodding in approval at the efficiency and lack of deference to melodic constraints.

By now the framed portraits of Cliff Richard and the poster signed by the cast of “Cats” were looking on with more than mild concern. It was a concern that was stoked by White Trash Ambition’s refusal to play anything other than variations of The Fall’s ‘Totally Wired’ - less a cover version than a public statement of faith. The event was building up a head of steam now that couldn’t even be derailed by suspected counter-insurgency operations on War Against Sleep’s keyboard. A hastily miked-up piano meant that if you ever wondered what would have happened if Chas’n’Dave had replaced Marc Bolan after his high-speed tree-hugging, then wonder no more.

The summoning of these ghostly rock talismen provided the perfect platform for Caroline Martin. For some time now she has been specialising in the musical equivalent of plastination – ritually flaying and disemboweling songs and then putting them back together with all their viscera on full display. It’s a technique that works to perfect effect on Hank Williams’ ‘Lovesick Blues’, turning its jaunty bluegrass bounce into a drawn-out valium howl. “Teenage Kicks” gets a similar treatment, and when she sings “wanna hold her/wanna hold her tight” with a measured ache, it’s is the stuff of raw desire stripped of the adolescent belligerence of the original.

That just left Big Joan to keep up the pace and keep the peace and prevent the by now gibbering, baying pack from ripping the family club apart in an ecstasy of grief and despair. This they did with some aplomb, ripping into the crowd with the usual controlled aggression and belting out a stupendous cover of “50 ft Queenie”. Looking like a cross between Kim Deal and Veronica Lake, lead singer Annette looked so beatifically composed amid all that noise that you feared she would be assumed into heaven there and then to sit on the left-hand side of the Peel Godhead.

A crescendo of sorts is reached with War Against Sleep’s Duncan joining the Big Joan party to do his best Beefheart impersonation on an ambitious version of “Electricity” that sounded more like Steve Albini producing Buck’s Fizz. I guess this is Choke’s answer to a charity supergroup, and, since all monies raised went to the Asian tsunami appeal, this was fitting enough. It sure as hell was a fine antidote to all that mawkish Live Aid shit that your dad made you sit through at Christmas, and proves that the wit, verve, and an ability to rock the boulevards aren’t completely incompatible with being a half-decent human being. Now that we no longer have Peel around as the living embodiment of this truth, this night was a timely reminder.

Carl Dolan

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